it goes vwoom together

I beat my liquid laundry detergent.

It comes in this handy-dandy purple-spouted dispenser; simply depress the red bulb and the innards come streaming out. The problem: The liquid is caught in a little plastic measuring container. This has several downsides.

1. There are no frikkkin”_’[ markings on the side.
2. After using the measureless measuring cup, it has to be cleaned out.

I’m sure some people leave the thin residue to dry and harden but I could never do it. It must be rinsed to unobstructed friction. The process is overly obfuscated and unsatisfying. Or shall I say was!

O, ho ho dear SUN detergents.. what have we here? That’s right. I timed how long it took to fill the cup. Now I don’t fill the cup. I fill the washing machine (nine mississippi).. Honestly I’m in and out with my detergent in fifteen seconds. BAM sucka!

Now don’t tell anyone, but I learned how to keep time, with the precision of an atom, from Majora’s Mask. Remember the postman who wanted you to time fifteen seconds blind? 15.00″ baby. You can take that to the cleaners.

In other news, I think I saw rachel >_>

Tags: detergent, liquid, rachel, seconds, time

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