Sometimes it’s nothing more than nonsense

Ethics aside (little miss devil’s advocate), where does honesty err?

Muhahaha! Oh, the treachery inherent in this post. I hope that it decays; may it decay; I hope that it decomposes; may it decompose; I hope that it festers; may it fester; I hope that it rots; may it rot.

I slept five hours last night. /cheer. The past few days I’ve been having difficulty sleeping. I would sleep for about four hours and awake fully conscious and unable to drift back. Last night I had a breakthrough, of sorts, in that I slept for almost exactly five hours.

The other day I ate five chicken nuggets. Wendy’s gave me one packet of BBQ sauce. I don’t like the taste of chicken nuggets submerged in BBQ sauce. I dipped my chicken nuggets in BBQ sauce. I didn’t like the taste but it was a good expenditure of my time.

They fortify it so that you will grow up to be big and strong and ricket-free.

Fortified foods are the major dietary sources of vitamin D. Prior to the fortification of milk products in the 1930s, rickets (a bone disease seen in children) was a major public health problem in the US. Milk in the United States is fortified with 10 micrograms (400 IU) of vitamin D per quart, and rickets is now uncommon in the US.

This is the part where I go home.

Today I will print out one(1) 8.5″ x 11″ paper. Scream really loud. Lie on the grass. Interview a four year old. Eat with my family. Write up a transcript. Read my PSYCH textbook. Wana play?

One Response to “Sometimes it’s nothing more than nonsense”

  1. Jeniakai says:

    just because you don’t have any of your own ideas doesn’t mean you should steal those of others. where’s you’re honesty now, huh? punk!

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