it goes vwoom together

jello your stapler
snipe your buddy
kick a trashcan
egg the enemy

yeah. sounds about right.

And may I add, support your local Diwali festival.

But sad day. Sad day. Why so sad, you ask? Ahem.

1. My vehicle failed its safety inspection (break problems).

2. Fixing the brakes cost $500.

3. While fixing my brakes, NAPA rolled my window down. It won’t roll back up.

4. My cell phone no longer works.

5. My hands are shaking uncontrollably.

6. It’s 80 degrees in the LRC.

7. And most tragic of all - I will be unable to watch “The Office” this evening.

In other news, I ate some raspberries and muffins. Do they sell Verizon at the bookstore?

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