My headphones be kaput.
They just don’t work anymore. I don’t know what else to say. I plug them into my computer / mp3 device and no sound comes out the earbud ender. Now, if I start twisting the wire and jack I can massage some audible tones out, but it requires delicate care and immense concentration.
So… right now I am going to try and get some music going to accompany my typing. Hahaha, no Andy, you are the star. Congratulations! And remember we all love you very very very very much, Andy. Happy Birthday!
Ok, so I got the music flowing to my left ear but it took me a good five minutes to find that perfect orientation of the wires. If I move left or right, touch the player, or breathe too deep my music cuts out completely. Somewhat aggravating.
I just ripped up a newspaper with my teeth. I was ferocious. Like a werewolf. I bet you wish you were a werewolf. I wish I was a vampire. Then I would run around very very fast (talking to you, Andy) with people on my back and make them motion sick. I would wear cool, white-rimmed sunglasses, and hunt people who were evil. Life would be oh so exciting… worth far more than a soul. Here Bella, have a vampire body. It’s yours, free of charge. Let me just make you bleed a little and then I’ll poison you a little, and for three days you will scream in agony, but then you will be all happy and strong and souless.
But see, I have this theory. Bella is like the anti-vamp(ire). Not like werewolf anti-vamp, but like, heroine to save the day anti-vamp. Like, “oh, you wana know why it was easy to suck out the poison? It’s because my body was rejecting it. Practically spitting it back out at you.” You see, she is the vampire cure.
It’s all clear now, she will not end a vampire. He will end a human. Bella will change him. Mark. My. Words.
I think you’re nuts, and even if he did change into a human–he’d still be older!
I meant that she would be older. SHE.
Kelsey… how are things?
I leave your blogs with the feeling that if only I understood more, there’s something hiding inside…